Craigslist Circus

[kevm14]

Wow. Definitely aiming at the "I am a reformed [insert addiction here]" crowd.

Surprisingly for such a normal car I stumbled up on this while looking up comps for Bill's old 03 Corolla that his brother refuses to fix or even diagnose properly. I guess this is why CL has the reputation it does.

https://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cto/d ... 60690.html

2005 Toyota Corolla le 4clinder Gas Saver Automatic Engine.

Runs great with Remote Starter, key less entry.

Clean interior and exterior..

220k All highway miles..

Serious buyer only..

Dont ask me Stupid Questions or I ask email your dead family.

Call or text show contact info

No email

Serious buyer only

No low balls..

Dont waste my time ..

Am not selling it less than $2500.

Serious buyer only.

Thanks

The part about the dead family seems a little extreme. But the rest of it checks almost all of the stereotypical CL foibles, including negotiating with himself.

[Bob]

This is a sweet Corolla: https://charlotte.craigslist.org/cto/d/ ... 65333.html

[kevm14]

Powered by Lotus? Also I'm a little skeptical about the premium sound system. Maybe it is JBL.

[Adam]

Powered by Lotus?

Maybe it sounds like 5 sport bikes.

[Bob]

Powered by Lotus?

Maybe it sounds like 5 sport bikes.

When VTEC kicks in, I bet it does.

[Bob]

https://charlotte.craigslist.org/cto/d/ ... 17240.html

The picture with the hood up and the guy scratching his head says it all about the ownership experience.

[kevm14]

That is funny. Alternate circus headline:

Stunning and stunningly worthless Jag for sale. Ran when parked. As is. Where is. Don't waste my time. But I would take another $500 off if you ask.

[Bob]

This one takes the cake for a CL Jauguar.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc ... 05423.html

[kevm14]

For some reason that car seems very fitting for a former mayor of DC...

[bill25]

Looks like someone lives in it now. Also, is this the first Jag to hit 93,000 miles? Inspected till 2013...