Next I tried the IBM LAN Adapter/A. It turns out I didn't understand the ad - this card was new old stock. Crazy. Even crazier it seems to have been made in 2003. That is really late production. The card has been around since the early 90s (in an older board revision) so that is nuts.
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Looks brand new, and smelled brand new. In original packaging. That's cool.
This is a 32 bit card but it has a notch on the bus connector to fit into a 16 bit slot and it will work in 16-bit mode. I did plan for this and sure enough it slid right in and the dangling extra 32-bit section didn't interfere with anything on the motherboard.
Booted up, did the option disk thing, configured the system (as you can see above) and it was good.
Booted Win95 expecting plug and play. It turns out I don't think MCA supports real plug and play. You have to run the add hardware wizard but with the 3Com card, it would just find the card and work. Not the case with the IBM card. I thought it would just have a driver. So I went looking for drivers and wouldn't you know - there is no Win 9x driver for this damn card. WTF!! There is a driver for every other OS, like NT, OS/2, DOS, Linux. My only option was to run the 16 bit real mode driver for Win 3.x (Win 95 did support this but it chokes performance). That part installed just fine, though it took a while (it loves to request random Win 95 install disks every time I touch network config).
Anyway, the card was working fine now. I installed TCP/IP and did the usual and I was able to ping it. I still couldn't access my Dell laptop via network neighborhood (same with the old 3Com card) which must be a 95 to XP thing not a NIC issue BUT I did test bandwidth by accessing the Model 70 via my Dell. The results? Seemed to transfer files at a reasonable pace now, and mostly saturate the hard drive. MUCH BETTER! Now I'm not getting optimal like DMA/bus mastering/whatever performance from the card with the real mode driver but the whole point was to improve the LAN file transfers and that part was a success!!
In fact I backed up the entire hard drive (minus Windows directory) and that didn't take much more than 10 minutes. We'll call this a win.
So the Olicom definitely is going back to the eBay market (I won't even bother attempting to return to seller based on the policy in the ad). It may be 10/100 but it's basically an ISA card lazily adapted to an MCA form factor with zero extra functions to improve performance. The IBM card is cool so I'm glad it worked in the end even if suboptimally.