Somehow this thread died in 2019. I'll reinvigorate it rather than create a new one.
Just got home this week after a long 2 weeks in CA. It was one of those marathon vacations so there were a total of four hotels and 1,676 miles of driving. I got to experience what I assume to be a 2025 Chrysler Pacifica across a wide range of conditions and as such, must now review it. Company was National and airport was SNA. I reserved a minivan knowing it would be a Pacifica and they retrieved the keys without any real opportunity for me to ask for anything else.
Here it is at our first destination in Anaheim, CA.
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First I will provide a quick thought summary.
Delights
- Audio system (I had low expectations). I liked the loudness curve for most of the time when it wasn't cranked up. And it had better power and clarity than I expected when I did explore the volume knob.
- Space efficiency and overall passenger comfort
- The steering was more direct when combined with the lack of excessive body lean, the van felt somewhat tossable
- Fuel economy was acceptable for a V6 van I guess. I got between 23 and 28 on various tanks.
- Brakes exceeded expectations. Never any juddering and no fade in any conditions.
- The ride quality was acceptable on 17s with lots of sidewall
Did not like
- Lots of slop on center in the steering despite 14k miles. The alignment was also off, so maybe this van experienced some action.
- Shock damping was equivalent to a W-body with 150k on it. Non-stop pogo stick ride unless on smooth surfaces.
- Not the van's fault but low grip tires were lame and became scalloped by the end of the trip due to hard cornering
- Throttle response. Typical 90s Chrysler. 10% throttle gets you way too much acceleration and 3500+ rpm shift points. Borderline dangerous lag when reapplying throttle after slowing to a stop or near stop.
- The engine was relatively smooth except at idle and around 3000 rpm where it had a consistent surge. Worse than that, it had no low end torque to speak of and I am sure many miles at elevation didn't help this perception. It always had to downshift to add speed.
- Perhaps on a related note, low range on the transmission did not add any noticeable engine braking. Sometimes it felt like it was actually LESS engine braking than if I just left it in D and let it upshift. This theory was proven by watching the instant fuel economy gauge. It would actually start dropping DURING a long mountain decent as if some emissions programming was making it add fuel even though I was coasting. REALLY annoying because I could have used real engine braking on many occasions.
- Transmission performance. The shift points were often wrong and this may be tied to the terrible throttle calibration. A lot of the time I felt like the transmission was fighting me.
- The 1234yf A/C was fine when at speed but when creeping became fairly lame. Much of our driving was longer trips so this wasn't too large of an issue. We did have a running joke that I would need to place an order for A/C after driving with the windows down. It felt like it took 8 minutes to actually feel the interior cooling down.
It also had adaptive cruise and while it did let the van come to a full stop, you had to press resume to get it rolling again. And the programming was mediocre at best. Lots of delayed reactions (both in braking and acceleration), and VERY annoying jerking braking behavior when in stop and go.
This will surprise no one, but if you prioritize passenger comfort and utility, this is the vehicle for you. Literally everything else is a compromise. I wouldn't totally hate it if:
- The transmission was supplied by someone else or at least programmed by someone else. Supposedly it was a 9 speed but it felt like a 15 year old 6 speed.
- Turbo V6 but there is no Chrysler family engine that would actually work. It would have been far more enjoyable with something like an M276. It is also possible that a 2.0T with equivalent power but better torque characteristics could be acceptable. Power at sea level not fully loaded is probably adequate.
- Adaptive damping. Or shocks designed by someone who actually likes to drive. It was really bad. I will note that most rental cars (and therefore most modern, regular cars) have fairly stiff springs and underdamped shocks. The van just took this formula to another level.
- Better tires. The chassis could take more for sure. I took them to the point of squeal over and over again and the only time the traction control system intervened is when I would try to accelerate while also turning sharply (which is not a FWD strong suit anyway). 99% of the time the system let me do what I wanted, even to the point of passenger discomfort.
- Seat comfort kind of sucked but there was so much room that you could just readjust whenever. The kids had fun with the third row which I kept up the whole time.
Back in my S550 at 3am I was able to immediately contrast to the van and some notable observations were:
- Seat comfort. I didn't realize how hard and narrow the cushions were on the van, until I got back into my S550.
- Suspension. The S550 is both much smoother and also more compliant. It was so weird to take bumps and not have the whole car heaving around. It was very noticeable immediately after nearly 1,700 miles in the Pacifica.
- Engine. Wow, actual low end torque! The S550 can actually accelerate if I press the gas more at 1500 rpm. The only time it really needs to downshift is if it happens to be in a gear running 1100 rpm. Then it downshifts to 1600 and accelerates. I found myself driving gently in the S550 because there was no need to wind the engine out just to move it around.
- Despite the room in the van, the S550 is far more comfortable to pilot when you take into account all factors such as the seat and the way the car responds to inputs.
The Pacifica was probably the right tool for the job but my god, I do not want one at all.