M/T: Fastest bar of soap we've ever tested
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 8:48 am
http://www.motortrend.com/news/2016-mod ... 66BFF86CB2
Apologies to some bars of soap, which have more styling cues than the Model X.
The numbers: 0-60 in 3.2 (launchy, as we'd expect) and 1/4 in 11.6 @ 116.
116 means that it cannot shake a $20k C5 Z06 from a roll. Granted, this is an "SUV" though a mid-size one. If the purpose is utility, there are better deals. If the purpose is speed, there are better deals. Yeah I'm a hater. This was $135k as tested (and 5,500+ lbs). I may as well post an article on the Lamborghini Huracan and be like "omg this is awesome." Not my thing.
The reason I don't care about launch is because I already can beat anyone off a light in my Caprice. Not because it's faster off the light (sometimes it is) but because people don't drive like that. I need trap speed, not ET. Passing on a 2 lane road or the highway or anywhere? That's trap speed, not ET. Highway merging performance is trap speed, not ET. Anything that isn't traction-dependent (i.e. rolling acceleration) is trap speed, not ET. So 3.2 0-60 is fast but not really relevant. 116 mph is relevant. And it IS fast, but not untouchable by any means. Pretty fast for the package it is in, I guess.
If Jamie's SRX and this were next to each other and floored it from a roll, this thing would put bus lengths on the SRX much like a C6 Z06 would do to my CTS-V. But it's $135k. I have a much greater chance of building an LS-swap turbo car that is faster. For $25k (less after selling the unused drivetrain components), I could probably build an LS-turbo AWD SRX that exceeds the performance of this Model X (go, stop, turn) with all of the utility.
Apologies to some bars of soap, which have more styling cues than the Model X.
The numbers: 0-60 in 3.2 (launchy, as we'd expect) and 1/4 in 11.6 @ 116.
116 means that it cannot shake a $20k C5 Z06 from a roll. Granted, this is an "SUV" though a mid-size one. If the purpose is utility, there are better deals. If the purpose is speed, there are better deals. Yeah I'm a hater. This was $135k as tested (and 5,500+ lbs). I may as well post an article on the Lamborghini Huracan and be like "omg this is awesome." Not my thing.
The reason I don't care about launch is because I already can beat anyone off a light in my Caprice. Not because it's faster off the light (sometimes it is) but because people don't drive like that. I need trap speed, not ET. Passing on a 2 lane road or the highway or anywhere? That's trap speed, not ET. Highway merging performance is trap speed, not ET. Anything that isn't traction-dependent (i.e. rolling acceleration) is trap speed, not ET. So 3.2 0-60 is fast but not really relevant. 116 mph is relevant. And it IS fast, but not untouchable by any means. Pretty fast for the package it is in, I guess.
If Jamie's SRX and this were next to each other and floored it from a roll, this thing would put bus lengths on the SRX much like a C6 Z06 would do to my CTS-V. But it's $135k. I have a much greater chance of building an LS-swap turbo car that is faster. For $25k (less after selling the unused drivetrain components), I could probably build an LS-turbo AWD SRX that exceeds the performance of this Model X (go, stop, turn) with all of the utility.