Repair-It

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDWwv0zWk98

My lawn is so lumpy and annoying. In fact a lot of spots I would probably actually fill with top soil as part of an overseeding process. Probably not ready for sand, which is when you get much closer to flat. A lot of work but I like the drag bar.

A house near me has the front yard in green concrete. There's a lawnmower sunk to its axles in the concrete. On the lawnmower there's a sign that reads RETIRED.

Hahaha

You have a drain in the middle of your lawn?

Probably to relieve flooding.

It’s used to drain off excess sand

LOL

But what if I want a lumpy lawn with several large low spots? Do you have any suggestions?

Yeah I sure do... Just do nothing and play on your phone all day every day in your free time.

Zing.