Replacement Wintah Beatah

[Adam]

Since I stuck out on the first one (I've only had the title since 11/10), lets try again.

Requirements:
- Cheap. Should only be a couple thousand. Or less.
- Can put in service right away (no "needs engine" or whatever).
- If its a 4-cyl, it needs to have a manual transmission so I don't fall asleep when driving it. Or needs to be otherwise interesting.
- Can take abuse (but will receive maintenance).
- Not a car that anyone cares about (see above).
- Bonus points for annoying Kevin.

Lets start!

[Adam]

Now that's annoying. Also, its too far away.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/2003-Ford-Focus ... 2320289229

[kevm14]

Your requirements are incorrect because they do not support a PPV. Of course, you could procure one outside of these requirements...

[kevm14]

A supercharged Cobalt SS may be cheap by now.

[Adam]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/2011-Chevrolet- ... 1733294361

This one is currently at $9900, which is too much. It's good to know these are headed in the right direction, though.

[Adam]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/2007-Chevrolet- ... 2144656433

These are getting cheap too, but this one is an automatic.

[Adam]

Your requirements are incorrect because they do not support a PPV. Of course, you could procure one outside of these requirements...

I'll stray from my requirements in the right situation.

[Adam]

This one is even less at $6258, but is an automatic. And too far away.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/2006-Chevrolet- ... 2222697622

[Adam]

It's an I6 so I guess the automatic is ok. Prices are headed in the right direction at $5495

http://providence.craigslist.org/cto/5881531181.html

[Adam]

How funny would this be? I know where there are many spare parts...

http://www.ebay.com/itm/2001-Saab-9-3-V ... 2341004361