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This is real life here.
I am not happy about this but up for sale is my 2006 Cadillac STS-V. This is a two owner car with just over 48k miles that has spent it's whole life in Georgia so it is rust free. According to the dealership I bought the car from, the original owners were an older couple and they wanted something with better gas mileage. I've had the car for 11 months. I bought it with just over 40k miles on it. I'm only selling it because I bought a Chevy SS and I'm being told I don't need two cars that are the "same." I love this car and it looks and drives fantastic. I had full intentions of keeping this car for a long time.
The car is in excellent shape for being 10 years old, the paint is very clean with minimal swirls. It was in great shape when I bought it but I went ahead and polished it to clean it up more when I changed out the V emblems for the 16+ versions and removed the supercharger badging. The interior is very clean and still smells new. I only have an all weather mat in the driver's floorboard but I'm almost always the only one in it and I kept them from my old STS so the passenger mat didn't fit anyway. I have the carpeted mat that will come with the car.
"Modifications" are minimal. Corsa mufflers, wheels powder coated satin black, tinted the windows - 20% on the sides and back and 50% on the entire windshield, changed the V emblems to the 16+ versions, removed the "supercharged" and "STS" badging, and had the steering wheel and shift knob done in suede. The heated steering wheel was broken before I did the suede, which is a very common issue anyway. I also changed the key fobs to the 2008+ version but the originals with back up manuals keys will be included. Repairs I've done are as follows in order: front and rear pads (Akebono ceramic, almost no dust) and rotors (GM), right headlamp assembly,6 2 front tires (Michelin Pilot Sport A/S 3), left rear wheel bearing, left front inside door handle, update radio software, both front lower control arms, front and rear poly sway bar bushings, left front wheel bearing, steering column, and water pump. The only things that need doing at the moment are I curbed the right rear wheel and it has an oil leak (big surprise for a N*). I have all the parts to fix the oil leak (right side cam cover gasket, cam actuators, and front cover gasket) and they can be included with the car or we can discuss me fixing it. I planned on buying another wheel and having the powder coating redone but I haven't done so yet. The rear tires are crappy Nexen's but they ride good so I was going to wear them out before I replaced them with Michelins. They're probably 4-5/32 left (I haven't measured them in a while).
I'm asking $19,900. There is currently a loan on the car.
Is the Chevy SS a better car than the STS-V? Yes it is. It is lighter, faster, handles better, bigger inside.