http://stuppid.com/arrested-selling-gol ... ts-heaven/
Make sure you read the police statements.
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Ok,
So there are a few issues at play here.
Firstly, the tickets were gold. The article specifically states that they were spray painted gold. They were also solid., Wood is solid. Saying that they were solid gold could be taken to mean solid gold, but it could also mean solid...gold...
Like, describe this object: It is solid, it is gold.
Next stop heaven.
Nope, psych! You can't get to heaven with wood, you need gold.
That isn't a new idea. This is exactly what caused all the Christian spinoffs that we know today - Lutheran, etc.. We have freedom of religion in America, right?
Maybe these entrepreneurs, I mean pastors have started a new religion where heaven accepts wood as a contribution.
Now lets get to the serious part. Hundreds of people looked at these 2 crack-head(in their natural habitat known as Tiger Tito and Amanda "What are you lookin' at?!" Watts), and said, yeah, let be buy a piece of spray painted wood from these guys for $100. Now that is priceless.
So there are a few issues at play here.
Firstly, the tickets were gold. The article specifically states that they were spray painted gold. They were also solid., Wood is solid. Saying that they were solid gold could be taken to mean solid gold, but it could also mean solid...gold...
Like, describe this object: It is solid, it is gold.
Next stop heaven.
Nope, psych! You can't get to heaven with wood, you need gold.
That isn't a new idea. This is exactly what caused all the Christian spinoffs that we know today - Lutheran, etc.. We have freedom of religion in America, right?
Maybe these entrepreneurs, I mean pastors have started a new religion where heaven accepts wood as a contribution.
Now lets get to the serious part. Hundreds of people looked at these 2 crack-head(in their natural habitat known as Tiger Tito and Amanda "What are you lookin' at?!" Watts), and said, yeah, let be buy a piece of spray painted wood from these guys for $100. Now that is priceless.
Re: You stay classy, Jacksonville, Florida
There is more:
Wait, really? How much?“People can sell tickets to heaven,”
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If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
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Oh, It gets better!
In case you aren't following the math:
Assuming that no crack or cocaine was purchased during the selling of solid wood gold tickets from Jesus, behind KFC:
$10,000 means 100 people actually bought tickets.
Cuz you need protection while smoking an entire planet of crack.Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, five crack pipes and a baby alligator.
In case you aren't following the math:
Assuming that no crack or cocaine was purchased during the selling of solid wood gold tickets from Jesus, behind KFC:
$10,000 means 100 people actually bought tickets.
Re: You stay classy, Jacksonville, Florida
Perfect!
I was curious who would pay for the $100 wooden ticked. My search has ended successfully:
http://stuppid.com/golden-ticket-to-heaven-money-back/
One of them has come forward to get his money back! And he wished death to Tiger Tito and Amanda "What are you lookin at?!" Watts.
Sounds extreme, but, so is the bible.
Damn, It said Taco Bell was involved in this one. I wonder if it is a coincidence that Taco Bell and KFC are owned by the same company. More research into this story may be necessary.
I was curious who would pay for the $100 wooden ticked. My search has ended successfully:
http://stuppid.com/golden-ticket-to-heaven-money-back/
One of them has come forward to get his money back! And he wished death to Tiger Tito and Amanda "What are you lookin at?!" Watts.
Sounds extreme, but, so is the bible.
Damn, It said Taco Bell was involved in this one. I wonder if it is a coincidence that Taco Bell and KFC are owned by the same company. More research into this story may be necessary.
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For anybody that wants to help with this case, Taco Bell, and KFC are owned by the Yum Company. Yum also owns Pizza Hut, Long John Silver's, and A&W Restaurants.
Someone should check out those establishments for more information.
Someone should check out those establishments for more information.