At least the Alpha with the 5.3L got that 0-60 down to 8 which isn't terrible.
Unbeknownst to me while looking up the H3 Alpha:
Damn. I didn't know they put the L92 and 6L80 in the H2. That is not half bad. I bet those are still worth like $30k.That's slower than the much larger (albeit much more powerful) 2008 H2, which can hustle its 6650 pounds to 60 in a reasonably impressive 7.8 seconds with a 393-hp, 6.2-liter V-8 and six-speed automatic.